Last night this guy at our show was like “Is your hair blond or strawberry blond?” and I just looked at him. Do you think he was flirting.

incredible.

Today I totally wowed my all-male group with my knowledge of female genitalia in the cadaver lab. Yeah, I took eighth grade health.

I love little kids because they always look like they’re scared of me.

I’ve been eighteen for a whole day and almost no one who hit on me on the Internet when I was fourteen has returned

Today me and Spencer played a set at Mojos and when we were driving there and back there was this sign for a screen door company? or something and it said:

HERE COME DA BUGS

HERE COME DA BUGS

and I can’t stop laughing aloud at the thought of it every five minutes.

Oh hey an article about the band I am in in which I sound STUPID. Pretty cool tho

my friends got me this crazy jacket for my birthday

We won a Battle of the Bands that was put on by a newspaper from Ogden last night and it was really cool and fun but this picture is one of the funniest things I have ever seen

All this talk about The Great Gatsby makes me think about the times we watched this made-for-TV version of it in honors English and AP Lit in which Paul Rudd plays Nick Carraway. Both years I just sat there and said “Paul Rudd!” incredulously

It’s not fun if it’s the day before, calendar. At least say happy EARLY birthday.

johndarnielle:

Queen - She Makes Me (Stormtrooper in Stilettos) 

Song is just ridiculously good. A case can be made that this was actually the best band of the 70s however Black Sabbath also Earth, Wind & Fire. 

SOMEONE gets it.

I found my grandmother’s blog and it is just reblogs of posts about Ghost Hunters. 

also my birthday is on saturday and my grandmother sent me this but she signed it “Joe”