It’s funny to spit off of that big tall ride as you are going down.
I don’t even believe in God, but I love me some Abed.– Britta, Community (via touchedarling216)
The most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you,...– Going to Georgia (via fuckyeahjohndarniellelyrics)
Coolest Dance Party Ever
My three brothers (one dressed in a dragon costume) and I just turned on the “Party Favorites” music channel and had this awesome dance party. We waltzed and breakdanced and even had a conga line at one point. It was cool.
ASK MJ: CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANS AND GAY RIGHTS,... →
295-jarfuls-of-wisdom: Maureen Johnson’s new blog post. I haven’t even finished reading it yet, and I already have so much more respect for her. She is amazing. This is really interesting because I felt like this a few years ago. Things are different now but I still thought it was interesting. Anyway Maureen Johnson is the cooliest ever.
I’m going to get out of here soon. I can taste it! No, I can’t. That’s dumb. But when I do get out of here, I’m going to go and make some friends, ones that like hanging out with me and remember that they like hanging out with me. And I’m going to go see friends that I can’t, at the moment, and that are worth it, including all 384 of my Twitter followers (Just...
notveryraven: A good TV parody idea would be to take the show COPS and turn it into CROPS and I guess a guy would chase a piece of corn on a stick or something? I haven’t thought any of this through beyond the pun in the title and the concept of reggae guys singing about vegetables for the theme song. Hahah wait what about “bad soys” hahaha “whatchu gonna do when they corn for you” aahahaha
wamiv: Another Dramatic Reading (this one is fucking good)
wamiv: A Dramatic Reading of a Random Girl’s Facebook
So I'm cowriting a zombie movie
More specifically, a sequel to a zombie movie, JOE ZOMBIE, which was made by some friends who go to school with me. I helped edit and produce that, and the reason I did so was because it is so brilliantly bad. It’s not on the Internet yet, but the last scene (that I did not help edit or produce as I was busy that day) is on YouTube. The sequel is called JOE ZOMBIE 2 and it’s gonna be...
tomatoes-and-radiowires: The Mountain Goats -...