December 2011
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me: how do cactuses just know what state to start growing in?
mom: that's how we know atheists are wrong.
me: atheists are wrong because they're annoying, which proves there is no just god.
mom: what?
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This guy has the word “Kawaii” on his jacket and im crying
satirically-yours replied to your post: Whenever I...
Did you spec script SwC. I’m so proud of you.
It’s uh, not done. Thank you. I spent my mornings in financial literacy class well (no pun?).
mom r u drink
I like how Rick perry’s twitter icon is a dog
effington:
People who are just shitty human beings but who are skinny and attractive are in relationships and I am not and I know this isn’t news to everyone and I know it makes everyone mad but OH MY GOD IT SUCKS A LOT!
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A google search on my grandmother’s phone: “tom milsom can you get at target”
99 followers
im tumblr famous
No but if I get 100 followers I’m totally gonna make an introduction post like I am notable and important and people wanna know things about me. HAHAHA
what we do for fun pt. 1
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What do young adults in cities do for fun?
This is what I consider research when I write.
People often tell me I have a lot of friends
However, while cleaning my room this lovely Saturday afternoon, I found myself laying on the floor covered with a bunch of clothes, watching 30 Rock and thinking about how at 16 years old I’ve become the worst possible person.
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My iPod is really bad at auto erecting lol
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Everyone is watching Community now
which is definitely cool, but I’m like “I TOLD you it was good TWO YEARS AGO…” but more so people have DIFFERENT OPINIONS THAN ME on the show and I’m not sure if I can handle it it’s too weird
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Anonymous asked: OMG AMERAH I LOVE YOU!!!! AMERAH!!!!!
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I get that Las Vegas is probably boring for people under 21, but if you think it’s that boring, try living in Brigham City, Utah
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Can someone explain to me what I am doing with my life
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satirically-yours replied to your post: One time in 2010 I wrote a “movie”
DO IT. FOR ME. BECAUSE YOU CAN’T BE IN MINE!
TEARS ARE FALLING DOWN MY EYES
curse you UTAH
also, I just found this again
One time in 2010 I wrote a "movie"
Which in reality is this weird 60 page… thing I wrote but am hopefully “adapting” into a “webseries.” Anyway I just thought I would let you know, and it is really weird and clunky plot-wise but I constantly remember jokes from it and laugh so hard and whenever it is in production someday I’m hoping you will all fall in love with it and EVERYONE WILL FINALLY...
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Today a guy with crutches stopped in front of me and I sighed and went around him
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pokeballsandbowties replied to your video: but like lol (Shelley interviews Justin Bieber)
I REMEMBER THESE.
That’s really cool. Sometimes I remember that people who remember the stuff we made aren’t always exclusively the kids in KBUZ haha
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So Like, a Brief Stuff About Community
Community means a lot to me. I started watching it the summer before it aired, when the pilot was on its Facebook page, and the following fall it quickly became one of my favorite things because of how it is and for all the reasons anyone likes it, of course. The following school year (2009-2010) I was head producer of my school’s television station, which involved daily announcements, but...
I live with an eight year old, a six year old, and...
so I always forget that people eat off of like, real plates and use silverware. What is that about?