Told a shirtless Australian man that I am 26
I’m at warped tour and I wore my Mountain Goats shirt cause I’m FUNNY
Tonight is kind of bad
I told THREE jokes to people and no one even laughed WHAT AM I GONNA DO
I wish I was able to play drawmything by myself
Remember that one time
Where in language arts we had to write a two page prequel to that story where there’s a huge flood in New York City and I wrote it from the viewpoint of chuck noblet
What should I draw for I Drew This On Paint?
effington: effington: Dedicated to aaamerah. I’ve known you for like 20 minutes but you’ve inspired me more than I can say. I’ll never top this blog post. PS: thanks to Kevin for slowing this song down for me with his computer knowledge. I could not have made this retarded video without you. This is still one of the coolest things that has been dedicated to me
citationneeded: “Party in the CIA” - 2:56 Parody of “Party in the U.S.A.” by Miley Cyrus; about a CIA operative and all the missions he goes on, including covert assassination attempts and torturing “the folks [The CIA] don’t like.” It has a music video animated by many people. Link If That Isn’t Love: about a man that does not know what love is.
I am seeing the Mountain Goats!!!!!!!!!!!
A Offensive Thing I Am Saying
If you don’t think Whatever You Like is funny you are rich!!!!!!
Listened to Another Tattoo on earphones for the...
I’m crying a little
Hi pacific time zone!
watch me pack a bag →
I bumped my lip on a biscuit
Losing My Virginity In a Dumpster
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is losing my virginity in a dumpster. We were drunk and it was a really stupid thing to do. The dumpster was clean, but I am still disgusted with myself when I think back. [Female, 18]
tinychickendisease asked: yo
We should hang out and I will play my guitar and you will play hour ukulele and...– sometimes I’m like lol frenz
Look alive, sunshine.: Today. →
-hallokaitlyn: Ohh man. My friends. Today, me and my mom were driving around. We came upon 3 of my friends walking. I waved, and I said after that Oh I bet I get a text from at least one of them. About 30 seconds later, I did. It was my friend saying I should go to that stupid festival thing. I asked Why, and… Hi Kaitlyn! It’s cool that you blog about people as “your 3...
At the town’s festival listening to a kid tell us “after my tattoo career I’m going to become a comedian” and then listing voices he does
A Conversation With Mom
Me: (sings "The Edge of Glory" really badly) I'm Lady Gaga.
Me: Yeah. I mean, have you ever seen Lady Gaga and I in the same room?
Mom: Well, she has a very different body shape than you.
life long dreams:
shartiella: churrs: start a band that does covers of Weird Al polkas. and that’s all I’ve always wanted to start a band the only does covers of Al’s original songs, but this is an awesome idea as well! I’ll join your bands
Was totally trying to write something but then realized I would need a boy to play some sort of potential love interest for like a ten second joke so I was like “Forget it”
I think that my friend Spencer and I just texted each other No Children in full
I have 60 followers
!!!!!!!!!! thank you guys for following me!!!
Weird Al is freakin cool
We’re listening to Alpocalypse!!!!!!!
You know what's weird?
I’m on this and I didn’t even know for the longest time
What’s a Freudian penis?– SPENCER