Interesting Things I Say: Archive

Told a shirtless Australian man that I am 26

Jul 1st

I’m at warped tour and I wore my Mountain Goats shirt cause I’m FUNNY

Jul 1st

Tonight is kind of bad

I told THREE jokes to people and no one even laughed WHAT AM I GONNA DO

Jun 30th

Jun 29th

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I wish I was able to play drawmything by myself

Jun 29th

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Remember that one time

Where in language arts we had to write a two page prequel to that story where there’s a huge flood in New York City and I wrote it from the viewpoint of chuck noblet

Jun 29th

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Hey

What should I draw for I Drew This On Paint?

Jun 28th

Watch

effington: effington: Dedicated to aaamerah. I’ve known you for like 20 minutes but you’ve inspired me more than I can say. I’ll never top this blog post. PS: thanks to Kevin for slowing this song down for me with his computer knowledge. I could not have made this retarded video without you. This is still one of the coolest things that has been dedicated to me

Jun 28th

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Alpocalypse

citationneeded: “Party in the CIA” - 2:56 Parody of “Party in the U.S.A.” by Miley Cyrus;[18][12] about a CIA operative and all the missions he goes on, including covert assassination attempts and torturing “the folks [The CIA] don’t like.” It has a music video animated by many people. Link If That Isn’t Love: about a man that does not know what love is.

Jun 25th

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Jun 24th

I am seeing the Mountain Goats!!!!!!!!!!!

Jun 24th

Jun 23rd

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A Offensive Thing I Am Saying

If you don’t think Whatever You Like is funny you are rich!!!!!!

Jun 23rd

Listened to Another Tattoo on earphones for the...

I’m crying a little

Jun 23rd

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Hi pacific time zone!

Jun 23rd

watch me pack a bag →

Jun 22nd

I bumped my lip on a biscuit

Jun 22nd

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Jun 21st

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Jun 21st

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Jun 20th

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Jun 20th

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Losing My Virginity In a Dumpster

mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is losing my virginity in a dumpster. We were drunk and it was a really stupid thing to do. The dumpster was clean, but I am still disgusted with myself when I think back. [Female, 18]

Jun 20th

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tinychickendisease asked: yo

Jun 20th

http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/m4w/2446272166.html

Jun 19th

“We should hang out and I will play my guitar and you will play hour ukulele and...”

– sometimes I’m like lol frenz

Jun 19th

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Look alive, sunshine.: Today. →

-hallokaitlyn: Ohh man. My friends. Today, me and my mom were driving around. We came upon 3 of my friends walking. I waved, and I said after that Oh I bet I get a text from at least one of them. About 30 seconds later, I did. It was my friend saying I should go to that stupid festival thing. I asked Why, and… Hi Kaitlyn! It’s cool that you blog about people as “your 3...

Jun 19th

At the town’s festival listening to a kid tell us “after my tattoo career I’m going to become a comedian” and then listing voices he does

Jun 19th

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Jun 19th

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Jun 18th

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A Conversation With Mom

Me: (sings "The Edge of Glory" really badly) I'm Lady Gaga. 
Mom: No.
Me: Yeah. I mean, have you ever seen Lady Gaga and I in the same room?
Mom: Well, she has a very different body shape than you.

Jun 18th

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life long dreams:

shartiella: churrs: start a band that does covers of Weird Al polkas. and that’s all I’ve always wanted to start a band the only does covers of Al’s original songs, but this is an awesome idea as well! I’ll join your bands

Jun 18th

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Was totally trying to write something but then realized I would need a boy to play some sort of potential love interest for like a ten second joke so I was like “Forget it”

Jun 18th

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