February 2012
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January 2012
89 posts
literally can’t believe the word “audio” exists right now
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The fanfiction, if you're wondering
ended with everyone making out with my cat and me falling asleep
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fuck-yeah-potatoes started following you
Someone in my apartment (so I guess my mom or my...
is listening to a Christmas song
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OH yeah
ugh I hate these but my friend made this...
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aaamegah started following you
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mongsters-inc replied to your video: Amerah and Shelley vlog from the set
Amerah why are you so fucking funny
over confidence
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satirically-yours replied to your video: Fire Safety
Why is this funny
i say so
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WatchFire Safety
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sedentaryminds replied to your photo: what
equivalent to: da sk8r bois @ sku who think they can get away without getting haircuts
Fry sauce
I’ve lived in Utah for a while now and I still find myself getting used to it, because a lot of the culture is ridiculous and pretty annoying. The first like, year I lived here, I tried fry sauce and was like okay this isn’t that good, but I had it at carl’s jr. or something the other week and now I’m quite fond of it WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME
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Charged my phone from ninth grade
The drafts contain such things as:
“I’ve moved on” to my friend (??)
“what does is me want” to twitter
“Are you here! It wolf be” to friend
“Wait so x” - to friend
Several unfinished tweets to my art teacher
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Kangaroo (Fits In My Car) - Amerah Ames and Joe...
For the next few whiles this blog will be all about myself
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I’m gonna leave them all on there too
So when they go to upload the pictures from the dance they’ll just find like ten pictures of my cat as well
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If I were a real person with feelings who hadn’t maintained a sense of dignity on the internet since 2009 (arguably) I would tell you the hilarious story of yesterday’s badness
“I hate Utah. I hate your culture. I hate everything to do with it. I hope it...”
– Me on how stupid Mormon teenagers date each other so frivolously
Why do people pronounce Nevada wrong
Always remember
If you push “dislike” on a YouTube video, you will be one of the people unfunny commenters make unfunny jokes about.
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WatchArden watches his favorite scene in 30 Rock
