satirically-yours replied to your post: satirically-yours replied to your post: These kids… Ohhhh okay, okay. I thought you were older than 14, I got weirded out for a sec. I see how it is fourteen year olds ain’t cool no more I get it I see
satirically-yours replied to your post: These kids in adv. digital media class started… Wait, are you 14? Or? i’m sixteen but what i’m saying is I was dumb and thirteen
These kids in adv. digital media class started filming a parody of the Office about a classroom (yeah I wrote a script for that too, but then I turned fourteen) and I always looked at them really annoyed when they filmed near me just to be funny, and a kid was talking to me about it and I was like “I guess I’m your Stanley,” and he said, “who?” and I was like...
Grammy Watches The Oscars
Denise: Maybe u can write a movie and I can win an Oscar for best supporting actress at age 82!
Me: Will plan for that. It will also star Christopher Plummer at 100.
Denise: Cool! We can b love interests and I'll b the younger woman!:-D Lol lol lol lol
If another person calls a movie a show I’m going to kill them in the face
why would you ever do that, Billy crystal.– Me out loud matter of factly
I was taking my brothers to their dad’s which is like, in between Bear River and Honeyville and Tremonton where there’s even more nothing than there is here, and we drove by the neighbors’ property and I was like, “Oh, I remember when I was younger we went down by those trees and found a dead fox with the leg of a deer in its mouth, like it just ripped its leg off and then...
If I ever have to go do baptisms for the dead again when I’m at the font I’m going to whisper into someone’s ear “it’s like some sort of… hot tub time machine”
superdiscochino replied to your photo: I looked up “prom dresses for fat people” and this… how do i ensure that my daughter grows up to be as bemused/untraumatized by the darkest corners of the internet as you seem to be? :-) I started thinking about this and all of the questions/possibilities involved made my eyes get really wide so I guess the answer must be make sure she’s super...
deadpoetsea replied to your photo: I want Snake Bites! (The real thing. I want snakes… If you ran a comedy programme I would watch it. Haha yeah a comedy show about dumb facebook things with some commentary by me. (Thanks tho)
Amerah Ames: today i went for an eye exam
he asked me what a normal day for my eyes was and I said just like, school, basically and he was like "what do you study?"
"So just your generals, then?"
I didn't want to break the he thinks I'm in college spell
I should have lied
eventually i told him i was a junior in high school
you should have said something really bizarre
Amerah Ames: "Queer Studies."
I told my friend I haven’t worn an actual dress since I was like, nine, and he laughed
If anyone in my chemistry class knows what’s going on with anything we’re learning I’m super puzzled because I could have sworn I was smarter than anyone I’ve ever met
right after that I got asked to prom lol I hate myself
tardishobo replied to your photo: math tutorials on youtube hey i think shes your math gal satirically-yours replied to your photo: math tutorials on youtube She’s your math gal, Amerah. Is she my math gal
As soon as I say that it starts working
mapcrunch doesn’t work for me so I’ve had to resort to doing what I’ve been doing for years - dragging the little person onto a random point on google maps or zooming into the sea and then dragging around til I hit land and scare myself
tardishobo replied to your photo: Gonna tile this as my desktop Wait what where is this a screenshot from can i stalk al’s music purchases too ping
What’s ur favorite horse_ebooks tweet?