Interesting Things I Say

May 18

Last night this guy at our show was like “Is your hair blond or strawberry blond?” and I just looked at him. Do you think he was flirting.

May 16

awordnerd asked: had a dream last night where there was a big poster of your tumblr icon hanging in my school gym with your name written beneath in huge black letters

incredible.

May 14

Today I totally wowed my all-male group with my knowledge of female genitalia in the cadaver lab. Yeah, I took eighth grade health.

May 13

I love little kids because they always look like they’re scared of me.

May 12

I’ve been eighteen for a whole day and almost no one who hit on me on the Internet when I was fourteen has returned

Today me and Spencer played a set at Mojos and when we were driving there and back there was this sign for a screen door company? or something and it said:

HERE COME DA BUGS

HERE COME DA BUGS

and I can’t stop laughing aloud at the thought of it every five minutes.

Oh hey an article about the band I am in in which I sound STUPID. Pretty cool tho

my friends got me this crazy jacket for my birthday

my friends got me this crazy jacket for my birthday

May 11

We won a Battle of the Bands that was put on by a newspaper from Ogden last night and it was really cool and fun but this picture is one of the funniest things I have ever seen

We won a Battle of the Bands that was put on by a newspaper from Ogden last night and it was really cool and fun but this picture is one of the funniest things I have ever seen

All this talk about The Great Gatsby makes me think about the times we watched this made-for-TV version of it in honors English and AP Lit in which Paul Rudd plays Nick Carraway. Both years I just sat there and said “Paul Rudd!” incredulously

May 10

It’s not fun if it’s the day before, calendar. At least say happy EARLY birthday.

It’s not fun if it’s the day before, calendar. At least say happy EARLY birthday.

May 08

May 06

I found my grandmother’s blog and it is just reblogs of posts about Ghost Hunters. 

also my birthday is on saturday and my grandmother sent me this but she signed it “Joe” 

also my birthday is on saturday and my grandmother sent me this but she signed it “Joe”